Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Eddie Izzard: Lord of the Flies

This photo was taken by Tara Omnes.


This picture was taken on Saturday at the Seattle Rep but that's pretty much what he looked like on Sunday too.

Eddie is one of my all-time favorite comedians and getting two hours and fifteen minutes of his non-stop observational musings last Sunday was a delight and privilege. But being in such an intimate venue at such close proximity to him is a responsibility that shouldn't be taken lightly.

Evidently, some hard core fans live around here and when they finally got to see Eddie Izzard at close range, the normally polite, restrained & well-mannered Seattle audience lost their f--king minds. Folks, you are not being helpful when you yell stuff out, just annoying and I certainly didn't pay to hear you talk behind me to your friend and laugh like a possessed tropical bird in heat. I found another blogger who said some things about the audience that sum it up, so I'm just going to quote him:

Fans...thrilled to see Eddie in the flesh...were prone to let loose a "Woooo!"--but Eddie demanded that they stop...that they interrupted "the flow" as Eddie called it. The audience, properly chastised (in a way that I've never seen a Seattle comedy audience controlled) participated in the rest of the show with concentrated laughter and applause...but no more "Wooo"-ing.

(Actually, there was one woman in the center--she couldn't seem to stop herself from affirming what Eddie was saying... It was like she kept saying "Yep!" Eddie didn't shut that down the way that he shut down the Woo-ers--but he mentioned it as an incredibly strange sound constantly coming from the middle of the room...a sound that the woman making it seemed impossible to control.)

Aside from that the show was excellent. He has plenty of material to tighten up into a fun & respectable touring program --because make no mistake, this was paid practice for him. I felt getting to sit that close and to see the show in a more raw form was refreshing. He covered new topics like Wikipedia, 300 the Movie, Hinduism and fly hunting. Whilst staying true to some familiar topics like Jam, Bees, Sharks, the Romans, Cows, Banjos, Monkeys, Noah's Ark, the Bible (pronounced BIB-lee), God & Jesus, speaking in a foreign language (in fact it was Latin-ish), guys named "Jeff" and the Queen.

But let's get one thing straight: during his encore while talking about "Fly-heaven" and a maniac fly from the audience appears to land on his suit jacket--that's a bit. Not just because it happened both nights but because it's conveniently ridiculous. Not only did the fly land perfectly on his breast pocket but when he flicked it off, it just sat there on the floor. He played the rest of the show to the fly which got big laughs. I'm not trying to be negative. Bravo, for getting everyone to sit up in their seat and re-engage at the final part of the show but for all the folks in the Blogosphere who think that was a miraculously random coincidence--just take some time to think that through.

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Back in 2003, Amy & I went to his Sexie show @ The Moore. I even got to meet him and chat with him for a moment. I apologized for the abnormally warm Seattle evening that made being inside the non-AC endowed Moore theater less than ideal. (It just seemed like the right thing to say.) He had better legs than most women I know as he balanced on insanely high heels. He smiled, agreed then he signed my ticket.

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Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Fate, Luck or Fortune?

My favorite British transvestite comedian Eddie Izzard is coming to Seattle to perform 2 shows in the very intimate Seattle Rep Theater this weekend only. I have often lamented why he only gigs in LA these days but finally he's going to make it all the way up to Seattle. I purchased tickets online the minute they went on sale a few weeks ago and despite the Seattle Rep server being a little slow, I got the tickets. I was going to go with Amy who love Eddie as much as I do. We were going to eat Thai food before the show because Amy is the only person I know who puts soy sauce on Phad Thai and I wanted to see her do that before she leaves for 3 months for her new job in Amsterdam. But unfortunately she's been called to Amsterdam this weekend by her work & can't get out of it.

On top of that, I called Seattle Rep earlier today to ask when my Eddie tickets would be arriving. I gave the gal my order number but she couldn't find it. We went through everything but I still didn't show up in the system--even though I had an email receipt of buying the tickets.

It turns out that the order server kept crashing that first day due to the huge numbers of people also wanting Eddie tickets. So I shouldn't have even received an order number at all because the tickets didn't actually get purchased.

Both shows are now of course sold out.

BUT...

Someone happened to return 2 tickets for the Sunday show right as I called in. And By the power of Grayskull, I snatched those suckers up. They are in row G, center. Our original tickets were in row K, center. Better tickets. Same price. How do you like that? So Ken and I will go sit in row G on Sunday. G for Glad Gophers Golf in Groups. And thank God I got some tickets.

Anyone else who purchased tickets for the Eddie Izzard shows on August 11th & 12th in Seattle via Web / Internet, might want to call the Seattle Rep and double check if you actually got seats. I had a bona fide receipt with an order number, seat numbers...the works. And it wasn't valid. Their box office opens at Noon daily, (206) 443-2222.

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